
Ruby from Mumma’s Place just posted this Australian Meme, and I thought that it would be fun to see how Australian I really am.
(compiled by Dee from Downunder)
1. Been dive bombed by a magpie Yes, on my way home from school, as a child, although my brother was more frequently targeted.
2. Have seen a crocodile. Yes, I have even held one at Dundee’s in South Australia.
3. Have seen a snake in the wild. Yes, too many since we have been here. I HATE snakes, and anyone standing near me will tell you that my voicebox certainly gets a good workout when I see one.
4. Been bitten by a snake or other Aussie wildlife. No, they usually flee a million miles an hour in the opposite direction when they hear me scream.
5. Patted a koala – YES – in the Cleveland Wildlife and Conservation Park, although I noticed when I visited Dundee’s site that you can now cuddle a koala there, for a fee of $5.00 per person, too.
6. Seen a kangaroo in the wild. Yes, we have lots of them, and they even sometimes come and graze in our front yard.
7. Climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge. No – I don’t like heights!
8. Climbed the Story Bridge in Brisbane. No. Same as above.
9. Visited the Sydney Opera House. No. It seems that I could do with some cultural edification.
10. Swam at the beach . I used to live at the beach as a child, but these days I’m more content to swim in our swimming pool.
11. Had fish and chips on the beach. No – I led a deprived childhood.
12. Been stung by a jellyfish. Yes, and they burn horribly for hours afterwards.
13. Had sunburn that peeled. Yes – I was so stupid as a teenager!
14. Camped under the stars. No – I like my creature comforts, such as running water, shower; soft, comfy bed and inside toilets.
15. Visited Uluru . Yes, and climbed up to Chicken Rock.
16. Driven the Great Ocean Road in Victoria . Yes, in the days when my husband and I travelled around in a caravan.
17. Seen the penguins on Phillip Island Victoria. Sadly, no, but I would love to!
18. Had an outdoor BBQ with Friends . This is our main entertaining method.
19. Played backyard/beach Cricket . No.
20. Watched a live cricket match. No.
21. Bet on the Melbourne Cup. No, I don’t gamble.
22. Attended the Melbourne Cup Live from Flemington. Same as above.
23. Attended a live Aussie Rules or rugby football game. No, I don’t like football – does that make me a bad Aussie?
24. Ridden a Melbourne Tram. No – we always have our own transport.
25. Snow Skied in the “high country” of NSW/Vic . Yes – well I attempted to ski, although I spent more time on my bottom than on the skis, and it was on our honeymoon.
26. Visited the Great Barrier Reef. No, but I would love to one day.
27. Been to Kakadu . This is also a place that I would love to visit one day.
28. Crossed the Nullarbor by road . No – there’s too many kilometres of nothing in between towns.
29. Gone down the Murray River on a paddle steamer . Nope – there sure do seem to be a lot of no’s here!
30. Survived a cyclone. Yes, but not in the eye of it – I was terrrified.
31. Survived a bushfire. No, thank fully.
32. Experienced a big flood. Yes, as a child in Blanchetown. My nanna’s home was inundated with more than a metre of water, but what I remember the most is the mess.
33. Know who the Wiggles are. Yes, although our children know them more.
34. Know who Humphrey the Bear is. Yes, I do – that’s telling tales, now isn’t it?
35. Watched Play School as a kid or mum of a kid . I watched it as a child.
36. Watched Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. Yes, I spent many hours watching Skippy and the park rangers.
37. Own an Australia Flag. No.
38. Know the words to Advance Australia Fair. Yes, most of it.
39. Eat Vegemite . Yes , I’m a happy little Vegemite as bright as bright can be!
40. Drink Milo . Yes, it’s one of my favourite drinks, even as an adult.
41. Know what lamingtons are . Yes, although they are not my favourites.
42. Know what Pavlova is . Yes, but not something that I eat – too sweet.
43. Know what Tim Tams are. Yes, but they’re too sweet.
44. Eaten a meat pie. Yes, we frequently have Pie Floaters.
45. Gave or received a “dead arm” . No, I don’t play games that hurt.
46. Have owned an Akubra hat. No – too expensive.
47. Own/owned an Australia Cattle dog. Yes, when I was a child.
48. Been to a B& S ball . No, I lived in the city.
49. Drive a ute. No.
50. Say G’day. Not usually, although my son does frequently.
51. Can cook damper . No.
52. Can make billy tea . No, it sounds as if I truly have led a sheltered life, doesn’t it?
53. Supported a sausage sizzle . Yes, sometimes.
54. Own John Williamson CD/Music. No.
55. Owned backyard chooks or know what chooks are. Yes, we have all sorts of chooks – bantams, Rhode Island Reds and Isa Browns.
56. Call the toilet “the dunny” . No, not now nor ever.
57 . Wear thongs (on your feet…). No, although my husband and son do. I wear Masseur sandals which are much more comfortable for me.
58. Support Aussie Music. Yes, Christian Aussie music.
59. Enjoy a beer. No – yuck, I don’t even like the smell of it.
60. Swallowed a fly. No – the thought of it makes me feel queasy.
Well, I did consider myself to be a dinki-di Aussie, but my answers indicate that I have lots to do and see to class myself as a True-Blue, Dinki-Di, Dyed-in-the-Wool Aussie!
I’m with Ruby – this post took quite a while to answer all of the questions, but if you have the time, sit down and reflect on just how Australian you really are – the results may surprise and even shock you!
Image from Here.